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The 12 Days of Christmas, Cybersecurity Style

Written by Rema Deo | December, 13 2022

In keeping with our popular holiday tradition, here are the famous 12 Days of Christmas with a cybersecurity twist! (You’ll enjoy it more if you sing along)

On the first day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: a malware virus in a pear tree. (!)

On the second day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: Three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: Four calling scams, three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: FIVE SERVERS DOWN! Four calling scams, three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: Six spywares spying. FIVE SERVERS DOWN! Four calling scams, three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: Seven bots a netting, six spywares spying. FIVE SERVERS DOWN! Four calling scams, three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: Eight emails phishing, seven bots a netting, six spywares spying. FIVE SERVERS DOWN! Four calling scams, three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: Nine schemers scheming, eight emails phishing, seven bots a netting, six spywares spying. FIVE SERVERS DOWN! Four calling scams, three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree. (Whew!)

On the tenth day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: Ten ransomware strikes, nine schemers scheming, eight emails phishing, seven bots a netting, six spywares spying. FIVE SERVERS DOWN! Four calling scams, three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, a hacker gave to me: Eleven rootkits rooting, ten ransomware strikes, nine schemers scheming, eight emails phishing, seven bots a netting, six spywares spying. FIVE SERVERS DOWN! Four calling scams, three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses and a malware virus in a pear tree.

“THAT’S IT!” said I. “I’ve had enough! My network is under attack, my customers are nervous, and my brand is in jeopardy!!!”

So, on the twelfth day I called for the BEST SECURITY! 24-By-7 did a risk assessment, penetration testing, fast remediation … and got rid of … eleven rootkits rooting, ten ransomware strikes, nine schemers scheming, eight emails phishing, seven bots a netting, six spywares spying. FIVE SERVERS DOWN! Four calling scams, three DoS attacks, two Trojan horses, and a malware virus in a pear tree!

“Thanks to 24By7 Security, now I’m the HERO of my company!”

 

Don’t let the holidays, or hackers, get you down.

Call our A-Team and schedule your security risk assessment for the new year!